Comparisons...

Miss A:  Mama, where's Sadie (the cat)?
Mama:  She's probably taking a nap somewhere.
Miss M:  Why?  (This is usually Miss M's conversational contribution...)
Mama:  That's what cats do.  Take lots of naps.
Miss A:  Like Daddies take lots of naps.

Merry Christmas!

Miss A Just Woke Up...

"Hi Mom.  I dreamed I had lots of teeth."  "Like a dinosaur?"  "No.  And I saw cheetahs.  Lots of baby cheetahs.  And I dreamed about a rainbow and me.  Not a girl.  A big guy.  From starlight.  Uh uh.  A boy rainbow.  He has lots of light sabers."

Anatomy

Miss A: Our cats had all their girl parts removed.  That's why they can drink milk.

While Coloring...

Miss A:  Look at her tail!  And I know Ariel's breast holdings are purple...  And I know she lives in the sea and her eyes are blue.  That's how it goes.

Comfort Food...

Miss M:  I feel sick.  I want some hot dogs.

Random Quotes

Miss A:  I smell tuna fish.  Did you make tuna fish?  I can smell tuna fish.  I think it's my feet.

Miss M:  (While Miss A sings a song with words that go "I will work, I will pray, I will always walk in His way...")  I will hold hot soup.  I will burn your fingers.  I will hold Buzz.  I will hold Jessie...

Miss A:  I'm going to have like twenty babies!
Mama:  That would be a lot.
Miss A:  Yeah, like twenty!  And when they're one, they'll eat with their two teeth.

Miss M:  I don't like to cut alligators.  But you can't cut alligators.  Only Miss M can cut alligators.

And Miss R leads her sisters in choruses of "Ah-gee" until the back seat sounds like a zombie convention...