Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Quote of the Day: Miss R

My new toofbwush is AWESOME!  I won't ever put it in my bum.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Quote of the Day...

Miss A:  Did you know you're stepping in lava?
Miss M:  I have an ice cube.

The Party Car...

Miss A:  Hey!  All Eeyore's best buds are here!  Dance it!

Friday, August 15, 2014

A Song From Miss R...

"I tooted I TOOOOOTed, I tooted in mine body" repeated over and over and over and over...

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Quotes from Miss M...

Miss M (on a hike):  If you see water falling, that should be the water fall.

Miss M (on a really long road trip):  Mama.  This is a joke.  Why did the car drive to Virginia driving?
Mama:  I don't know.  Why?
Miss M:  Because it didn't have any wheels!  Ha Ha Ha...  And here is another one.  Why did the pillow cross the road?  To get it's fluff back!  Ha Ha Ha...

Miss M:  The teleporter never runs out of battery.

Miss M:  I can't go to that river.  There's a sea serpent there that doesn't like me.

Miss M:  Daddy!  Did you know?  There's something exciting about my teeth! 
Daddy:  Let me guess.  You have a loose one.
Miss M:  No.  I have TEN loose ones!

A Discussion on Nose Picking...

Kristoff:  What if you don't like the way he picks his nose?  And eats it.
Anna:  Excuse me sir, he is a prince!
Miss M:  Mama, is picking your nose gross?
Mama:  Yes!
Miss M:  But Mama!  I just.  Can't.  Stop.
Mama:  Well, I guess you can pick your nose, but don't eat it!  That's super gross!
Miss A:  But it's just so good!
Mama:  Uggg.
Miss M:  Well, if you don't eat it, what do you do with it?  Do you put it back in?
Mama:  No!  No!  You don't put it back!  You get a kleenex or something to put it in.  Oh look!  Let's find a bird or something...

World Cup Comments, and a Wish...

Miss M:  I am in charge of all those boys from Mexico.
Miss A:  I am so good at soccer.

Miss M:  I wish we had tornado stairs.  Tornado stairs are like you don't have to step up it just turns up for you.
Miss A:  And you get to slide down.