Friday, December 28, 2012

Prayer, Avenger Style...

Miss M:  Dear Heavenly Father, please bless our family not to be destroyed, and our city to not be destroyed, until the super heroes come and there are no super heroes to rescue us.  In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Miss M's Prayer...

Dear Heavenly Father,
We're thankful that Jesus came and it's His birthday and we don't get out presents before Christmas but we can get out presents at Christmas.  And it doesn't snow in Guam.  In the Name of Jesus Christ, amen.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Random Quotes: Miss A...

I do not like pants in this hot land.

Ghosties are usually white, but if they walk into people, they become indivisible.

Our substitute was mean, but she was SHORE beautiful.  Everything on her whole body was beautiful.  All the little toes just had blue on the tips, but on the tip of the big one there was a flower in the middle of the flower.  There was a little teensy tiny jewel.  And.  And.  And on the grass there was a blue jewel.  It was white, and the flower was white, and the stem was white.  Huh.

I think I'm going to have like twenty babies.  Yeah, like twenty.  And when they're one, they'll eat with their two teeth.


Random Quotes: Miss R...

(Well, she only has one...  Despite all our best efforts, at 17 months, she has yet to talk.  She is, however, amazingly good at spotting dogs.  And she really loves them.  Really.  So here is her one quote, whenever she sees any sort of dog.)

Oof.  Oof.  Oof.

Random Quotes: Miss M...

I'm so sad that someone stepped on my face...

It's isgusting when superheroes kiss lips.

I'm glad that Santa and Jesus loves us.

Is today a turch day?

When you're married, you can kiss lips.  It's not isgusting.  When you're not married and you kiss lips it's isgusting.

Bless our friends to be healfy and not die.  Cats don't scratch people and don't bite people, just kiss and hug.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Happy Sabbath...

Miss A:  On church days, you know, it's a hibernation for me.

Sunday, December 2, 2012