Sunday, July 2, 2017

Quotes From Miss M...





I'm telling you.  Orcs are the worst thing that can happen to you.  You think your life is tough now?  Do you?  No.  It isn't.

Mordor Orcs

(In the garden.)  Ummmm...  The worms are in some sort of Celtic knot.

We are baby tigers, and you are the mama tiger, and daddy is the daddy tiger.  He's off getting fixed.

You know why 128 is my favorite number?  Because if you split THAT in half, you get 64.  If you split THAT in half, you get 32.  If you split THAT in half, you get 16.  If you split THAT in half, you get eight.

(With no toys or anything in her hands.)  (Giggle giggle)  I just love playing with this yeti crab.  It tickles.

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Miss M:  Flopsy wants to see the aquarium.
Mama:  Well, Flopsy can, but YOU will have to carry her and not lose her or set her down anywhere.
Miss M:  Well, some kind of magic, some kind of Flopsy Miss M magic, makes it so she sees everything I see.  But she just can stay in the car.