Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Quotes: Miss M...

(While looking at Aunt L's hummingbird feeder, in Idaho)
Oooh!  I hope we see a spatule tail!
(which is only found in one valley in Peru, so that would be quite the migration.)
Image result for marvelous spatuletail

If you had a fireplace in your belly, you could just roast marshmallows in your belly!

(At the zoo.)
Mama:  I love their landscaping!
Miss M:  Me too!!!  What's landscaping?
Mama:  (definition)
Miss M:  And I like their benches, they're so organic.
(Which, you know, they kind of were.  They're made of big rough cut timbers, so they look very natural, and organic.)

(On discussing different kinds of doctors.)
Mama:  Dr. Delgado is a pediatrician, Daddy is a surgeon.
Miss M:  Yeah.  He digs in peoples' nethers and stuff.  And like looks at their bladders and bones.

(When Uncle O came to visit.)
Mama:  What could we do tomorrow that's mostly inside?  (It was going to be rainy.)
Miss M:  Play abcya?  (computer game)
Mama:  No.  I meant with Uncle O.
Miss M:  Oh. Tackle him.

Miss M:  Mom, I need an obi...

(A prayer for stuffed animal primary, which the girls sometimes hold when we get home from church.  Flopsy, Miss M's special bunny, was saying it.)
Dear Heavenly Father,
Thankful for this day, help us to have a nice time, bless Jesus to have a nice time in (leans over and whispers "Heaven" in the bunny's ear) Heaven.  Name of Jesus Christ, amen.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Friday, February 12, 2016

Quotes, Miss A...

I just broke my record!  I just peed for 48 seconds!

So, the force is like the Holy Ghost.

(While driving around the campus of the University of Virginia.)  Miss A:  Why are their backpacks all so plain?
Miss M:  And why is everyone so pale?

When we get to Heaven, I'll pick all the desserts I want and when I get fat I'll just take it all off because I have powers and give it to a bad sumo wrestler.  But he doesn't really wrestle.  He just likes to get really fat.

(While reading the last of First Nephi in the Book of Mormon, about the last days.)  So, when it says Satan won't have power, it will be like getting a phone call, and you can see who it is, right?  And you'll say "I'm not talking to you!" and hang up.  So you're not tempted.

Quotes, Miss M...

(On the top floor of a parking garage.)  We are so close to the clouds!  They're only like twenty daddies up.

(Explaining birds to Miss R.)  You know why the dads are colorful?  They have to attract, that means make them come, they have to attract the mommies to make them marry them.

(Residency stinks.)  Dad, I miss when you worked in Guam, cause you could come home earlier.

Quotes, Miss R...

I bet some of the wind is eating invisible popcorn.

Mom.  Did you know some geese can poop out their babies in the water?  Let me tell you how they can.  Guess what.  When they poop out their babies the babies just swim under water and get in line behind their mom.

I made a map to our house.  But you can't really see it because it's a locus pocus map and you have to ask it nicely to show you where you need to go.

(From December)  Wudolf is my favorite puhwing swed deer because when it's dark he just sines his noise.  So I wuv wuv wuv wuv him!

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Miss A: Science Summary

I   leaned     about     food  chains    in   class.Food  chains   are   the   way   energy   is   passed
from   one   organism   to   another   organism   in   a   community.
Herbivores   are   animals   that   eat   only   plants.
Predators   are   animals   that   eat   other   animals.
Prey   are   animals   that    are   eaten.
Consumers   are   organisms   that   eat   other   organisms.