Miss M: One does not simply make their bed before breakfast.
(November 8, 2018)
Miss R: Wait! I have an ecosystem of underwear. (I was going to grab her a pair to take to swim, but I grabbed it from the wrong place, not knowing her system.)
(November 5, 2018)
Miss M: Wow. That was like the subwoofer of snot. (We are still suffering from the eternal snots.)
(November 5, 2018)
Me: Could you please not get personally involved in your story problems?
(October 25, 2018)
Miss A: Aaaaaah. I could have done without seeing that impalement.
(October 14, 2018)
Miss M: Oooooh! She gets a hay ride!
(October 14, 2018)
Miss M: That was only a molescule. (When Miss R only ate a bit of her black egg at Hakone.)
(October 3, 2018)
Another Miss M original word: humilifying (embarrassing)
(September 20, 2018)
Miss M: The only good thing about Japan is it melts your ear wax so you can get it out easily. (Shortly after our arrival when it was still unbelievably hot.)
(August 6, 2018)
On the trip to Japan:
Miss A: We traveled across the earth with the sun.
Miss M: But we didn't run into any stars.
(August 3, 2018)
Miss M: So I'm your apprentice cook?
Grandma: You're my sous chef.
Miss A: Wait. We're having sushi!?
(July 4, 2018)
Miss R, (right after she saw a pronghorn): If you see something white that looks like a bum it's probably a white bum. Prairie dogs have teal bums.
(June 23, 2018)
