This morning, while I was in the, uh, bathroom, two little girls pushed on the door and very belligerently said:
Miss A and Miss M: "You are NOT supposed to lock this door!" (Which is true- we have a house rule that little girls are not supposed to lock doors.)
Mama: "I'm using the bathroom! I want some privacy."
(Ten fingers start groping under the door.)
Miss M: "Well, wipe then flush then wash your hands then open this door!"