A Song From Miss R...

"I tooted I TOOOOOTed, I tooted in mine body" repeated over and over and over and over...

Quotes from Miss M...

Miss M (on a hike):  If you see water falling, that should be the water fall.

Miss M (on a really long road trip):  Mama.  This is a joke.  Why did the car drive to Virginia driving?
Mama:  I don't know.  Why?
Miss M:  Because it didn't have any wheels!  Ha Ha Ha...  And here is another one.  Why did the pillow cross the road?  To get it's fluff back!  Ha Ha Ha...

Miss M:  The teleporter never runs out of battery.

Miss M:  I can't go to that river.  There's a sea serpent there that doesn't like me.

Miss M:  Daddy!  Did you know?  There's something exciting about my teeth! 
Daddy:  Let me guess.  You have a loose one.
Miss M:  No.  I have TEN loose ones!

A Discussion on Nose Picking...

Kristoff:  What if you don't like the way he picks his nose?  And eats it.
Anna:  Excuse me sir, he is a prince!
Miss M:  Mama, is picking your nose gross?
Mama:  Yes!
Miss M:  But Mama!  I just.  Can't.  Stop.
Mama:  Well, I guess you can pick your nose, but don't eat it!  That's super gross!
Miss A:  But it's just so good!
Mama:  Uggg.
Miss M:  Well, if you don't eat it, what do you do with it?  Do you put it back in?
Mama:  No!  No!  You don't put it back!  You get a kleenex or something to put it in.  Oh look!  Let's find a bird or something...

World Cup Comments, and a Wish...

Miss M:  I am in charge of all those boys from Mexico.
Miss A:  I am so good at soccer.

Miss M:  I wish we had tornado stairs.  Tornado stairs are like you don't have to step up it just turns up for you.
Miss A:  And you get to slide down.

Quotes: Miss A...

Daddy:  I think Miss M is going to be taller than you someday.
Miss A:  No.  NO!
Mama:  Yeah, like I'm tall, and Daddy is taller than Grandpa.
Miss A:  That's because he's old.

Sign at the garden center:  Huge Summer Clearance!
Mama:  Oooh!  We should go to the nursery!
Miss A:   Mom.  We should only buy things we need, not that we want.  Do you need anything at the nursery?

Miss A:  When I was sliding down the steps I was all faced red and I was smiling so bad!

Miss A:  I totally want baskets on my motorcycle.

Miss A:  And in the movie, there was a baby!
Mama:  Was it cute?
Miss A:  Yes!  It was fluffy darn cute!
Miss M:  I wish we had a baby dodo...

Miss A Vocab of the Day:

handsitizer = hand sanitizer
shipshafeter = shape shifter  (We play this game a lot, because we can never all agree on what animal to be.  Me: pegasus.  Miss A:  cheetah.  Miss M:  kitty.  Miss R:  pronghorn.)