Miss M (on a hike): If you see water falling, that should be the water fall.
Miss M (on a really long road trip): Mama. This is a joke. Why did the car drive to Virginia driving?
Mama: I don't know. Why?
Miss M: Because it didn't have any wheels! Ha Ha Ha... And here is another one. Why did the pillow cross the road? To get it's fluff back! Ha Ha Ha...
Miss M: The teleporter never runs out of battery.
Miss M: I can't go to that river. There's a sea serpent there that doesn't like me.
Miss M: Daddy! Did you know? There's something exciting about my teeth!
Daddy: Let me guess. You have a loose one.
Miss M: No. I have TEN loose ones!