(On the top floor of a parking garage.) We are so close to the clouds! They're only like twenty daddies up.
(Explaining birds to Miss R.) You know why the dads are colorful? They have to attract, that means make them come, they have to attract the mommies to make them marry them.
(Residency stinks.) Dad, I miss when you worked in Guam, cause you could come home earlier.