Quotes, Miss A...

I just broke my record!  I just peed for 48 seconds!

So, the force is like the Holy Ghost.

(While driving around the campus of the University of Virginia.)  Miss A:  Why are their backpacks all so plain?
Miss M:  And why is everyone so pale?

When we get to Heaven, I'll pick all the desserts I want and when I get fat I'll just take it all off because I have powers and give it to a bad sumo wrestler.  But he doesn't really wrestle.  He just likes to get really fat.

(While reading the last of First Nephi in the Book of Mormon, about the last days.)  So, when it says Satan won't have power, it will be like getting a phone call, and you can see who it is, right?  And you'll say "I'm not talking to you!" and hang up.  So you're not tempted.

Quotes, Miss M...

(On the top floor of a parking garage.)  We are so close to the clouds!  They're only like twenty daddies up.

(Explaining birds to Miss R.)  You know why the dads are colorful?  They have to attract, that means make them come, they have to attract the mommies to make them marry them.

(Residency stinks.)  Dad, I miss when you worked in Guam, cause you could come home earlier.

Quotes, Miss R...

I bet some of the wind is eating invisible popcorn.

Mom.  Did you know some geese can poop out their babies in the water?  Let me tell you how they can.  Guess what.  When they poop out their babies the babies just swim under water and get in line behind their mom.

I made a map to our house.  But you can't really see it because it's a locus pocus map and you have to ask it nicely to show you where you need to go.

(From December)  Wudolf is my favorite puhwing swed deer because when it's dark he just sines his noise.  So I wuv wuv wuv wuv him!